I look around and I see the disasters that can occur when niggas don’t master the pullout method
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THE FACT THAT THIS PLANT HAS GIVEN YOU SEEDS TO REPLANT IT IS ACTUALLY THEFT AND COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT FOR REPRODUCTION OF OUR PATENTED PRODUCT WATCH US MONOPOLIZE FOOD
— Monsanto
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what if everyone driving on the highway tuned their radios to the same station and blasted the volume it would be like a traveling concert
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i hate when ur out of the loop and miss everything important. what do u mean they hooked up. what do u mean u have a boyfriend. what do u mean someone shot archduke ferdinand
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Do you ever look at someone and then look at yourself and get sad
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theres a difference between being “sassy” and being a huge douche canoe and i dont think some of you know that difference
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Is “Bitch I might be” tumblr’s thing of the week then
bitch it might be
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partybarackisinthehousetonight:
why do windshield wipers only have 2 settings?? i need more than “one wipe every 86 years” or “metronome for a skrillex album”
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