Those couples who make out in front of you like this…

laugh-addict:

And you’re like:

(Source: laugh-attacks)

Dear vending machines

The Seven Shittiest Sins

• Greed: I want shit
• Envy: I want your shit
• Wrath: I'm going to wreck your shit
• Lust: I'm into some freaky shit
• Gluttony: This is some tasty shit
• Sloth: I don't feel like doing shit
• Pride: I am the shit

fullmetal-dipshit:

the-nicest-asshole:

UK grading system
75-100 A+
70-74 A
64-69 A-
60-63 B+
55-59 B
50-54 B-
46-49 C+
43-45 C
38-42 C-
35-37 D
0-34

Time to move to the UK

Dude I would kill for that grading scale

(via queensmixed)

Oh, you had a crush on me before?

lolsofunny:

ryangarcia:

I was crushing on you too, bitch. Now you tell me.

(lol here!)